"I have
to save because...yes!"
"I have no idea what a decoupa...learn me!"
"Joey's our comedian as far as...see, Chris is more a
deliberate
comedian,
Joey does it by accident, Joey just falls into it somehow."
He's smooth, Im hyper, he's hammy!
"Everyone thinks that I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep,
it's that I don't like to get up! There is a difference."
"An interviewer asked me if I thought I was sexy. Actually, I don't
give it much thought. Really I don't!"
I just slip these bad boys[his PJs] on and I'm out cold.
"There's something about my head going underneath my butt that's just
not natural. My body's not agreeing with it."
"I'd say a fish - very open and wet. That's a good choice as there are
kissing fish."
"I fell asleep on the plane and we landed and everything and I didn't
know it. Lance had to smack me on the back of the head and go, 'Dude, the plane
is empty. You're the last one' I said, 'Oh my goodness.'"
"If I sit down for a long time, my body goes 'Ok, you're not tired now,
but, you know what? You need to rest, just in case.'"
"I'd rather be the dumpee than the dumper, 'cause I can't stand to
break anyone's heart."
"I respect my dad because he respects other people. He takes the time
to listen to my point of view. My dad has always been really cool. He always
says 'if you ever need anything let me know.' He's a solid individual. He's
steady in what he does, and yet he is always looking for more to do and he's
always looking to do something positive."
"I look (in the miror) everytime I go to the bathroom, I suppose, but
no more. If I'm off duty, I'm scruffy! I don't shave, I don't do anything!"
"The other guys got B12 injections in their butts but I refused. The
needle was as thick as a matchstick!"
"Now we are about to get into the caah." "That's all I
have to say about that."
JC: "Absolutely! See? Watch, this is what I can do because he's my
brother. (Hits Joey). I can do that! Ain't that cool? Hahahaha!" Chris:
"He's dead later." JC: "I KNOW!!"